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MEET KYLE

Political Scientist, Raconteur, Civil Rights Icon, Semi-Proffesional Video Game Player

Kyle was born in Jacksonville Florida, the world is still trying to get over this.

 

After spending the first few years pooping furiously and learning to speak from watching old Popeye cartoons Kyle was ready to make an impact on the world. First known as Danger Kyle all over the trailer parks and ghettos of North Florida he eventually changed his name to Cautiously Dangerous Kyle and then eventually Gimpy Kyle the guy who used to do stunts.

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After wearing out his welcome with the police, prosecutors, local politicians and Girl Scouts of America Kyle left Florida. After first taking the name of Mississippi Kyle and living as a blues musician in Louisiana for several years he saved up and took a Grey Hound to Utah and the beehive state has been trying to get over this ever since.

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Kyle has from time to time worked on various campaigns where is known to bring a vast knowledge of the campaign arts and barbecue secrets where ever he goes. He can often be found searching the back issue bins of local comic book stores, playing Street Fighter II in various arcades or watching the Florida Gators during football season.

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